SOUL DIER

I got soul but
I'm not a soldier
Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of Elizabeth. Its 16-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.

glitterweave:

i got this shirt and it has this weird ruffled hood / neck so i can wear it like this

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but if its gets cold i can also put it over my mouth and nose like this

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and when it rains i can use it as a hoodie

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and when i need to attend an emergency kkk meeting it works too

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and i can also pretend to be the pixar lamp

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emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

mralieno:

iconic
mlb:

Carlos Gomez swings that hard. Every time. 
 

beaky-peartree:

even white people are sick of white people’s bullshit

troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

What do you call an apricot in jail

Apricaught